Welcome, General! Until last year, the mead business couldn't have been better.
But then that horde of evil, mead-stealing, green-skins turned up and stole our machinery.
At times like this, a mead-maker's got to do what a mead-maker's got to do.
So put down your mead mugs and get those axes sharpened. These are dark days, my friend. But we will not rest until we have taken revenge for every last drop of stolen mead!